Just for the Male Chauvinist

New Remote

Published on July 24, 2006 By Lantec In Community

Someone sent me this in an email and it's so good I wanted to share it.

Comments (Page 1)

thomassen

on Jul 24, 2006

I'll take one of them!

Keikonium

on Jul 24, 2006

No long meaningful talk button

!?

(I never knew JVC was into this type of business

)

RPGFX

on Jul 24, 2006

Rude. But funny.

RPGFX

on Jul 24, 2006

Also, what is "stop winging"? I think that should be "stop whining".

Lantec

on Jul 24, 2006

Rude. But funny.

I think the title is warning enough.

Also, what is "stop winging"? I think that should be "stop whining".

That's what I figured too.

TYCUS

on Jul 24, 2006

hey can i have one?

Dark-Star

on Jul 24, 2006

I'll take one! For most guys though, the top-center three buttons will get worn out pretty quick. Better order me replacement buttons too.

Fuzzy Logic

on Jul 24, 2006

Where's the 'give me chocolate' button?

greg2

on Jul 24, 2006

Lantic your the best

I will take a dozen i can hand them out for x-mas gifts to all guy's i know

starkers

on Jul 24, 2006

A man who marries well doesn't need one, and yeah, I'm bragging.

....and even if my wife wasn't the greatest, I still wouldn't want one. The buttons would confuse me and I'd end up pressing clean when I wanted 'remove clothes'

Fairyy~

on Jul 24, 2006

Like the women would even let you have control of the remote - dream on.

Sylva

on Jul 24, 2006

Guess I'll have to create one for women then.

Should the "last longer than 30 seconds" button be above the "take out the trash" button or below it?

Jafo

on Jul 24, 2006

Should the "last longer than 30 seconds" button be above the "take out the trash" button or below it?

Hehe...

Lantec

on Jul 24, 2006

I figured there'd be a little "hitting below the belt" before the days over.......

Fuzzy Logic

on Jul 24, 2006

The 'mute' button should be a bit larger or it might get worn out...

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