Just for the Male Chauvinist

New Remote

Published on July 24, 2006 By Lantec In Community

Someone sent me this in an email and it's so good I wanted to share it.

Comments (Page 2)

BigDogBigFeet

on Jul 24, 2006

Where's the more button?

BigDogBigFeet

on Jul 24, 2006

On mine it's just above the What Again? button.

Fairyy~

on Jul 24, 2006

Should the "last longer than 30 seconds" button be above the "take out the trash" button or below it?

Below it and to the right of the " stop snoring button "

Chris TH

on Jul 25, 2006

Also, what is "stop winging"? I think that should be "stop whining".

Probably "whingeing" misspelled...

Verb: whinge (whingeing, also whinging) winj
1. Complain peevishly in an annoying or repetitive manner

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TYCUS

on Jul 25, 2006

Complain peevishly in an annoying or repetitive manner

that button should be huge and red with a little note that say "please press me"

...ok, just kidding

starkers

on Jul 25, 2006

Should the "last longer than 30 seconds" button be above the "take out the trash" button or below it?

Very good, Sylva, very good indeed.

However, my wife has recently been complaining that it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.

Seriously, though, if I had a remote for my wife, it'd only have one button....pick winning lotto numbers.

aufisch

on Jul 25, 2006

I found the male version. This idea must have been around for a while

WebGizmos

on Jul 25, 2006

@ Aufisch

Fairyy~

on Jul 25, 2006

I found the female version. This idea must have been around for a while

An ego off button - now that i'd pay for.

Sylva

on Jul 25, 2006

I don't know. that remote looks like it was made for the whiny, clingy type of woman just after a little bit of the newness of a relationship starts to fade. Boring!

Need to update it for those of us who realize that the most romantic guy in the world is the one who does the dishes once in a while.

Lantec

on Jul 25, 2006

the most romantic guy in the world is the one who does the dishes once in a while

What about the guy who buys the wife a nice dishwasher?

Fuzzy Logic

on Jul 25, 2006

Um, I thought the wife was a dishwasher

That's why women have small hands and feet you know - small hands to get inside cups etc and small feet to get closer to the sink...

Lantec

on Jul 25, 2006

Just beggin for it eh Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Logic

on Jul 25, 2006

You know they like it rough

Jafo

on Jul 25, 2006

That's why women have small hands and feet you know - small hands to get inside cups etc and small feet to get closer to the sink...

Recently divorced, Fuzzy?....

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